Well, in my never ending quest to find unique things online (and dream up new crap that I can't live without), I found it!!! The Cuisipro Scoop & Stack!!! It's plain awesome.
Flat top, flat bottom, nice straight sided ice cream scooper! It's 2010 people, why did this take so stinkin' long?
It's. About. Time.
I want one. And I want a pink one. Officially on my Christmas list.