Sunday, January 29, 2006

Found this cool 3D desktop picture at

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Quite possibly one of the cutest babies currently on the planet....and he sings OPERA!

Prepare yourselves ..... there's another cute baby on the way!!

Friday, January 20, 2006

Where are all my peeps at?

Is blogging a thing of the past?
Am I behind the curve instead of ahead of the curve?
All my peeps have stopped bloggin' with me.

Blog detox is no fun!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

New Buzz Words for 2006

1. BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.

2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, then leaves.

3. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

4. CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.

5. PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a Cube Farm, and heads pop up over the walls to see what’s going on.

6. MOUSE POTATO: The on-line generation’s answer to the couch potato.

7. STRESS PUPPY: Someone who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

8. SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that’s been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

9. IRRITAINMENT: Annoying entertainment and media spectacles that you can’t help watching: Bennifer, Michael Jackson, etc.

10. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking an electronic device to get it working again.

11. ADMINISPHERE: Rarefied organizational layers, beginning just above rank and file, from which confounding decisions fall.

12. GENERICA: Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where you are, including fast-food joints, strip malls and subdivisions.

13. OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize you’ve just made a BIG mistake, such as hitting “send” on an e-mail you shouldn’t have (see E-mail Etiquette category).

14. WOOFS: Well-Off Older Folks.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Need I say more?
My Giant Easy Bake Oven.....The SET IT AND FORGET IT

I got Rich the Ronco Set it and Forget it Countertop Rotisserie. WE LOVE IT! Of course that's no surprise - we love all "As seen on TV" things. This little rotisserie can cook up a chicken breast (thigh, leg, whatever) in less than an hour! AND ..... flavor you ask?
Well it's GREAT!!!!
In fact, I think the Set it and Forget it is just a giant easy bake oven. As you can see from this picture, there's an electric thing in the back that heats up and that's what cooks your food. A light comes on so you can constantly see how it's doing.

If you're looking for a quick way to cook food and still have tons of flavor - you need the set it and forget it!

Friday, January 13, 2006

Here are some of the worst--and funny!--real-life examples of resume typos published by*

"I am very detail-oreinted."
* "I have a bachelorette degree in computers."
* "Excellent memory; strong math aptitude; excellent memory; effective management skills; and very good at math."
* "I worked as a Corporate Lesion."
* "Served as assistant sore manager."
* "Special skills: Thyping."
* "I have exhaustive experience in manufacturing."
* "I have used lots of software appilcations."
* "Objection: To utilize my skills in sales."
* "I am quick at typing, about 25 words per minute."
* "I am a rabid typist."
* "Skills: Operated Pitney Bones machine."
* "Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."
* "Education: B.A. in Loberal Arts."
* "Work Experience: Dealing with customers' conflicts that arouse."
* "Education: College, August 1880 - May 1984."
* "Typing Speed: 756 wpm."
* "Work History: Performed brain wave tests, 1879-1981."
* "Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."
* "Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!"
* "Enclosed is a ruff draft of my resume."
* "I am sicking and entry-level position."
* "I am a quick leaner, dependable, and motivated."
* "My salary requirement is $34 per year."
* "Married, eight children. Prefer frequent travel."
* "Graduated in the top 66% of my class."
* "Reason for leaving last job: Pushed aside so the vice president's girlfriend could steal my job."
* "Special skills: Experienced with numerous office machines and can make great lattes."
* "It's best for employers that I not work with people."
* "Objective: To have my skills and ethics challenged on a daily basis."
* "Experience: Watered, groomed, and fed the family dog for years."
* "Special skills: I've got a Ph.D. in human feelings."
* "My contributions on product launches were based on dreams that I had."
* "Previous experience: Self-employed -- a fiasco."
* "Work history: Bum. Abandoned belongings and led nomadic lifestyle."
* "Reason for leaving last job: The owner gave new meaning to the word 'paranoia.' I prefer to elaborate privately."
* "Extensive background in public accounting. I can also stand on my head!"
* "Exposure to German for two years, but many words are inappropriate for business."
* "My fortune cookie said, 'Your next interview will result in a job' -- and I like your company in particular."

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Billions of throats across the globe to go tragically unsoothed!!!

According to one of my favorite websites for sarcastic news.....You won't believe this! The Swiss have gone too far!!! They are Threatening a Ricola Embargo!!!!!!

Yes you know.......Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicoooooolaaaaaaaaaaa! reports:

Swiss Threaten Ricola Embargo
January 4, 2006
Angered by rising international tariffs against his nation, Swiss president Gunter Klima threatened a worldwide Ricola embargo Tuesday. "If these unfair tariffs are not lifted," Klima said, "we will have no choice but to withhold our natural Alpine-herb throat lozenges, causing billions of throats across the globe to go tragically unsoothed." An estimated 2.1 billion people rely on Swiss menthol for their throat-calming needs.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Are you one of the 49,000 American's
injured by their toilet every year?
You need the Johnny Lite!!!

Watch the Johnny Light Video!!

Sunday, January 01, 2006