Saturday, August 04, 2007

I bought my sweetheart some "healthy" orange juice the other day. You say, why are you calling it "healthy" orange juice, Andrea?
Isn't all orange juice healthy?

Well, I thought so!!! But recently I've been noticing some "even better for you" orange juice in the store labeled "LIGHT AND HEALTHY!!!" So, I decided to get it for us, since we deserve to be light and healthy, right?
Tell me if you see anything wrong with this carton?????


Let's look a bit closer, shall we?


Can anyone tell me what the heck ORANGE JUICE BEVERAGE is?

Let me tell you what it isn't.

IT'S NOT JUICE!!!!!!!

It might be made from oranges because clearly there were a few "pulp-esque" strands floating in this "beverage".

The carton says it's 100% pasteurized orange juice, but I'm not sure I believe it! Tropicana goes on to note, vitamin D3 is in this wonderfully watered down drinkable liquid. They make themselves especially clear by saying vitamin D3 is NOT found in any other orange juice. I'll tell you what vitamin D3 is.............IT'S GOT TO BE WATER, FOLKS.

Heck Orange Julius from the mall food court contains more JUICE than this "beverage".

Beware of labeling!!!

7 comments:

boneman said...

I like orange juice from orange julius.

Once, while with m'first wife, we stopped at a orange julius drive in and I went up and got two juices, but, being stoned at the time (actually, while I was married the first time, I was ALWAYS stoned) I drank hers before I got back to the car.
I sat down, she looked at me, I looked at her, then I looked down at the two empty containers in my hands....we laughed, I said I would go get her another one.
Got about halfway back to the car before I realized I had done it again. Danged stuff is good!
So, I went back again, but I'll be darned if I didn't do it again.
By now she was pretty disgusted and ent and got her own.

She didn't really think it was so funny when I asked her to bring me back one, too.....

Little Lamb said...
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Little Lamb said...

Orange julius, I haven't heard of that in a long, long, time.

enN2sp said...

I have a recipe for Orange Julius.

ORANGE JULIUS RECIPE
Smooth and creamy, this drink is very similar to the one served at the mall.

4
servings
15 min 15 min prep

6 -ounces frozen orange juice concentrate
1 -cup milk, lowfat okay even powdered
1 -cup water
¼ cup sugar
1 -teaspoon vanilla
10 -ice cubes

1. -Combine all ingredients, except ice cubes, in blender.
2. -Blend 1-2 minutes , adding ice cubes one at a time, until smooth.

These Other 2 I found on the net.

HEALTHY ORANGE JULIUS
This recipe is posted and is adapted from the book “Quick and Healthy “Recipes and Ideas”. This recipe differes from all those listed here in that it uses skim milk and non fat plain yogurt instead of milk, bringing the calories way down

servings 10 cups
5 min 5 min prep

17 7/8 -ounces nonfat plain yogurt (225g)
2 ¼ -(6 ounce) cans frozen orange juice concentrate (170g)
5 5/8 -cups skim milk
2 ¼ -teaspoons vanilla extract

Proceed with caution:
References to ingredient amounts, cooking times, and temperatures in directions below have NOT been adjusted (only the amounts in the ingredients list were updated).
1.-Blend all ingredients together until smooth.
2.-Serve immediately.

DRUNKEN ORANGE JULIUS RECIPE
Smooth enjoyable drink. Light too.

4-6
servings
10 min 10 min prep

1 (6 ounce) -can orange juice
1 (6 ounce) -can milk
1 -cup water
½ -cup sugar
1 teaspoon -vanilla
10 -ice cubes
1/4-1/2 -cup Galliano,vodka, or whiskey

1.-Blend above in Blender with 10 ice cubes.
2.-Add your liquor.
3.-They are refreshing any time.

Andrea said...

Orange Julius at Home?

Should we have an OJ party? We could all bring different kinds of orange juice drinks.

Shoot! Orange Juice gives me some WICKED heartburn.

s-hooks said...

Me too! I can't keep it down.

I can handle a nice Mimosa in the morning, though. Dang, the first time I ever had those was at the beauty shop the morning of my wedding. That was a nice surprise...no wonder I wasn't nervous.

I love the artificial orange flavor. Tang! Yum! Tang is so good! Or, at least it was when I was 9. Do they still make that stuff?! I'll have to look next time I hit the K-Rogers.

How about that dreamsicle too?! T.G.I. Friday's makes an awesome frozen dreamsicle drink mix.

alli-gal said...

Yeah....a juice party!!! Can we bring vodka?!?