If They Don't Chase You.....

Edible Bling Spray for your Food

Ever spray paint food, then realize, "ah crap! Now I can't eat that!" (ala Turkey Day .... just sayin)

Well now you can! Spray paint anything you want: bananas, hamburgers, a donut, cheese. Hey you name it. If you don't like the look of your food as it is naturally presented, change it up. Spray it gold or spray it silver!

G'head, just do it, cause you can!

Taking Nerd to a Whole New Level

Here it is! The hottest gift for the 2010 Holiday Season. I can see you now, fighting some old lady for the last iArm in Best Buy, camping out in front of Target on Black Friday eve, hoping to race the crowd to the iArm display.

How quick are you going to run out and get your iArm forearm mount? Yeah, me either.

Can you imagine needing all 3 of your remote controls so bad that you have to attach them to your arm? How about your ipad or Kindle? Can't live without it? Well just mount up, baby, and strap it to your arm!

Ohhhhh heck no, you won't look completely ridiculous and stupid. Everyone wants one of these things! (keep telling yourself that)

Ah now, don't get your pocket protectors in a wad, my dear geeks, this is just a prank!!! It's a fake. It doesn't really exist. It's just a gift box, nothing inside - just a joke box to fool your family & friends. For that split second, make your gift recipient think they've received the "gift of the season!!"

I know, I know, you really did want one, didn't you? I'm sorry.

Here's a kleenix to wipe your tears.

Eat Here & Get Gas

This joint is legendary where I come from.....

Eyelashes for your Car

Whadda think? I think these Carlashes would look rock awesome on my Honda!

The World's Most Annoying Alarm Clock

So this alarm clock would last O.N.E. day on my nightstand. BUT, if you have trouble getting up in the morning, this little annoyance might be just what you're looking for.

The Tocky Alarm Clock will literally JUMP off of your nightstand and roll away when it's time for you to get up. Or. Record your own sounds to wake you up, like um, your mom's voice or the dog barking, whatever is a sure fire sound that'll wake your lazy butt up.

Hey if you don't bounce, then I feel sorry for you, but hey, there is an option and it's called Tocky. Getcha one!

Oreo Cake Pan

O.M.G. So everyone loves Oreo's. Am I right about it? Yep.

I know, while you've been munchin' on Oreo's you thought to yourself, "man, I'd love to have a pan that makes a cake that looks like a giant oreo." Don't deny it. You know you have. Well today is you're lucky day!!!!!!

Crapity crap crap crap! I am iiiiiiiin love! Click here so you can buy yours (or mine). :)

The Inkless Pen

Oh SNAP! I thought the liquid lead pencil from Sharpie was cool. Well this is equally as cool, or dare I say, cooler.

Crap-a-zoid! An INKLESS pen!!!


The Inkless Metal Pen features a special metal alloy tip. As you write, tiny amounts of the metal tip are deposited onto the page. The silvery markings may resemble pencil, but they are permanent and completely smudge-proof.

WHAT? You be quiet!!!

I. Want. It.