Tuesday, June 21, 2005


1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables: get someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat, by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives: then you will be afraid to cough.

Thanks goes to Rosie for passing along this extremely helpful advice!!! Thanks Rosie!!!!!!!!


Rosie said...

Oh U R very Welcome

Rosie said...

I will try to keep sending U useless items.

New York Loops said...

My friend Mario, who is a paramedic, promised he would experiment advice #4. Will keep you informed...