If They Don't Chase You.....

Edible Bling Spray for your Food

Ever spray paint food, then realize, "ah crap! Now I can't eat that!" (ala Turkey Day .... just sayin)

Well now you can! Spray paint anything you want: bananas, hamburgers, a donut, cheese. Hey you name it. If you don't like the look of your food as it is naturally presented, change it up. Spray it gold or spray it silver!

G'head, just do it, cause you can!

Taking Nerd to a Whole New Level

Here it is! The hottest gift for the 2010 Holiday Season. I can see you now, fighting some old lady for the last iArm in Best Buy, camping out in front of Target on Black Friday eve, hoping to race the crowd to the iArm display.

How quick are you going to run out and get your iArm forearm mount? Yeah, me either.

Can you imagine needing all 3 of your remote controls so bad that you have to attach them to your arm? How about your ipad or Kindle? Can't live without it? Well just mount up, baby, and strap it to your arm!

Ohhhhh heck no, you won't look completely ridiculous and stupid. Everyone wants one of these things! (keep telling yourself that)

Ah now, don't get your pocket protectors in a wad, my dear geeks, this is just a prank!!! It's a fake. It doesn't really exist. It's just a gift box, nothing inside - just a joke box to fool your family & friends. For that split second, make your gift recipient think they've received the "gift of the season!!"

I know, I know, you really did want one, didn't you? I'm sorry.

Here's a kleenix to wipe your tears.

Eat Here & Get Gas

This joint is legendary where I come from.....

Eyelashes for your Car

Whadda think? I think these Carlashes would look rock awesome on my Honda!

The World's Most Annoying Alarm Clock

So this alarm clock would last O.N.E. day on my nightstand. BUT, if you have trouble getting up in the morning, this little annoyance might be just what you're looking for.

The Tocky Alarm Clock will literally JUMP off of your nightstand and roll away when it's time for you to get up. Or. Record your own sounds to wake you up, like um, your mom's voice or the dog barking, whatever is a sure fire sound that'll wake your lazy butt up.

Hey if you don't bounce, then I feel sorry for you, but hey, there is an option and it's called Tocky. Getcha one!

Oreo Cake Pan

O.M.G. So everyone loves Oreo's. Am I right about it? Yep.

I know, while you've been munchin' on Oreo's you thought to yourself, "man, I'd love to have a pan that makes a cake that looks like a giant oreo." Don't deny it. You know you have. Well today is you're lucky day!!!!!!

Crapity crap crap crap! I am iiiiiiiin love! Click here so you can buy yours (or mine). :)

The Inkless Pen

Oh SNAP! I thought the liquid lead pencil from Sharpie was cool. Well this is equally as cool, or dare I say, cooler.

Crap-a-zoid! An INKLESS pen!!!


The Inkless Metal Pen features a special metal alloy tip. As you write, tiny amounts of the metal tip are deposited onto the page. The silvery markings may resemble pencil, but they are permanent and completely smudge-proof.

WHAT? You be quiet!!!

I. Want. It.

Bacon Moon Pie

OMG!!!! A Bacon Moon Pie, are you serious???

Color Lenses & Flash Filters

Well crap. I found more stuff I want. Yep. These cute little color lenses & flash filters could sure make taking pictures soooo much more fun. Someone better come up off of $15 lousy bucks and get me these for Christmas!

Cause check out the awesome effect I could do with them. YO!

How Much More

Jordan Sparks Plays Nina in "The Heights" on Broadway

Ohhhhh I just looooove this song!!!!

Wristlet from Bags by Colette

Gosh I love Etsy. You ever visit that site? Well you better! It's nothing less than awesome. I love looking at all the creations people come up with and make money on. And I'm secretly jealous, usually, that I have no crafting ability - or - maybe I should say, my A.D.D. prevents me from doing anything crafty. :)

Well this is officially on my Christmas list. I want it. This one is from Bags by Colette

Someone better get it for me or there's gonna be something to pay...and it ain't gonna be good.

Thermometer Hoodie from Threadless

This thermometer hoodie is cute and it would be even more awesome if it actually registered the temp too!

Vibram FiveFinger Shoes -aka - The Ugliest Shoes on the Planet

Um yeah. You won't see me wearing these stupid shoes!!! I don't care how comfortable they are, they are just plain ugly. Oh, and weird.

Sharpie Liquid Pencil

Gasp! Double Gasp!

Have you seen the latest & greatest from Sharpie? WHAT? You need to start paying attention to what's important, people!

Stop what you're doing, go get your car keys and head to your local office supply store. That's where you'll find the new Sharpie Liquid Pencil!!!

Leave it to Sharpie to turn a pen into a pencil and back into a pen! The Liquid Pencil writes as smooth as a pen, but is fully erasable like a pencil for up to 72 hours. Then magically, the "lead", which is actually liquid graphite, morphs into ink!

Say what??? So let's say you're getting married on Saturday. Then on Monday he does something stupid and you decide, this ain't your guy afterall. Well heck, just erase your signature right off that marriage license!! Woot! (probably not really legal, so this should not be interpreted as legal advice. Just sayin')

Go get yours today, but don't try to beat me to it, cause girl, I will.....

Flat. Knock. You. Down.

Cuisipro Scoop & Stack

I love ice cream, but I've been thinking for a while now, it's time to update the "scoop!" Don't you agree? Aren't you sick of boring, old round scoops of ice cream? I want something creative, imaginative & unique when I scoop ice cream. I want my ice cream to look gourmet, like it's being served in some fancy restaurant.

Well, in my never ending quest to find unique things online (and dream up new crap that I can't live without), I found it!!! The Cuisipro Scoop & Stack!!! It's plain awesome.

Flat top, flat bottom, nice straight sided ice cream scooper! It's 2010 people, why did this take so stinkin' long?

It's. About. Time.

I want one. And I want a pink one. Officially on my Christmas list.

Great Big Canvas

Check out the images at Great Big Canvas!! I could spend some serious dough on this site. For example, here's an awesome 45 minute time exposure image blown up to monster size that I could certainly put on my wall!

Do you have an image that is "canvas worthy"? This company will put your images on canvas too! Just go to: www.canvasondemand.com

Aunt Hannah's Banana Bread

My Grandma's Sister, Hannah, made some fabulous banana bread.

And I made it tonight.

Hannah Pryor's Banana Bread

Cream together:
1 stick butter
1 & 1/2 cups sugar
2 eggs

Mix together:
2 & 1/2 cups flour
1 teaspoon soda
1/2 teaspoon salt (skimpy)

Mix flour and butter mixtures together and add
1/2 cup milk
3 large bananas
Add nuts, if desired

Bake at 350 degrees for approx. 60 minutes
test with a toothpick but don't overbake

New Nike "My Butt is Big" Ad

Check this new Nike ad out, taking a stand against models that are skin and bones and celebrating the shape of real women!

Rock on Nike!!